Man Kicked by Donkey!!
Man kicked by donkey!! Many times a patient may say "it feels like I was kicked in the belly by a ----"mule, horse, and now really a donkey. This friend actually raises donkeys and was attending to a newborn donkette and the mother tried to take him out.
If a patient says the magic words then you MUST think ruptured aorta or at least a tear of the intima from the muscularis in the aorta. Or a real kick.