Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Man Kicked by Donkey!!


Man kicked by donkey!! Posted by HelloMany times a patient may say "it feels like I was kicked in the belly by a ----"mule, horse, and now really a donkey. This friend actually raises donkeys and was attending to a newborn donkette and the mother tried to take him out.
If a patient says the magic words then you MUST think ruptured aorta or at least a tear of the intima from the muscularis in the aorta. Or a real kick.

posted by joe @ 5/24/2005 09:27:00 PM   3 comments

3 Comments:

At 9:34 PM, Blogger joe said...

Many times a patient may say "it feels like I was kicked in the belly by a ----"mule, horse, and now really a donkey. This friend actually raises donkies and was attending to a newborn donkette and the mother tried to take him out.
If a patient says the magic words then you MUST think ruptured aorta or at least a tear of the intima from the muscularis in the aorta. Or a real kick.

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger Flash said...

What jackass would do such a thing?

 
At 11:11 PM, Blogger Sam the Blogger said...

I think if my wife beat me, i would come up with a kicked by a donkey story as well.
....then again, i guess i would have to be married first....

is the plural of donkey spelled donkies? or donkeys?

 

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